Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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