its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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