Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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