Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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