Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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