24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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