Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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