I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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