Welp...herpes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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