Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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