If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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