if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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