apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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