Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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This is my gift to your gina
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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