Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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