guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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