some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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