If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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