This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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