so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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