i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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