Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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