Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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