I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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