Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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