the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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