Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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