i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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