I heard we made out
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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