I must be too annoying 4 u.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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