would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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