You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
don't judge my taste in strippers
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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