its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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