she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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