I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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