Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
did you just send me my own nude
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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