great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
you made out with another girl for some wings
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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