AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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