I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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