I want to have your abortion
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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