he shaved USA in his pubs
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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