Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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