I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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