I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do herpes really smell.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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