But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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