Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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