Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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