He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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