we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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