Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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