is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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