Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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