hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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