One girl and one boy is just not enough.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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