Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
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i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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