He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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